kids : Done with errors

Knock

2012-02-04
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Child #2: “Knock, knock” Us: “Who’s there?” Child #2: “Dr Who”

Daddy and children are making a fuss because they all have the same colour t-shirt on. Mummy doesn’t. Later Child #2 walks up to Mummy, gives her a balloon and says: “Here you are. Sorry you can’t be in the Blue Top Family.”

Park

2011-03-14
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Child #1: “Where are you going?” Daddy: “I was just going over there to kiss mummy.” Child #1: “Dude. You know you’re in a park, right?”

Mummy doesn’t like nature

2011-02-23
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Daddy [driving the family back from a nature walk]: “That was fun, wasn’t it girls? What were your favourite bits?” Child#1: “When we saw the water snail.” Child#2: “When mummy stepped in a puddle and her shoe came off.” Mummy [to me]: “The bit where I imagined punching you in the face.”

Training

2011-02-22
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Daddy: “How come you’re not going to school next monday? Halfterm is this week.” Child #1: “It’s an insect training day.”

Tmail

2011-02-06
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from tooth fairy <toothfairy@gmail.com> to date 3 February 2011 23:55 subject Tooth Thank you for your tooth of the 3rd February that I retrieved last night from under your pillow and the note that came with it. I collect teeth to build my tooth fairy palace and need a lot to keep it looking like […]

Catarrh

2010-12-26
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Daddy: “No, I don’t want you to have milk to drink today because you’ve got cararrh.” Child #1 [a few minutes later]: “But I’ve already got a guitar.”

Which

2010-12-15
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Daddy: “Oh, you’ve got a book on guinea pigs.” Child #1: “Yes, the life-cycle of a guinea pig. I’ve got on on the life-cycle of a sunflower as well.” Daddy: “Which one has the most interesting life – the guinea pig or the sunflower?” Child #1 [thinks]: “Definitely a baby owl.”