Monthly Archives: July 2009


Not sure that anything else has the ability to put a smile on your face like this does:


Because showing the kids videos of aquariums rather than visiting them means that I don’t have to get out of my seat: Not sure what Coldplay are doing there, though.

Jasmine tea 1

Water heater

We like things that go ‘boom’:


Child #1 [at the car boot sale]: If you see naked people you have to tell me and I will tickle them.

Scary man

Scary man in queue at bank: What do you want to be when you grow up? Child #1: I want to be 6.


Child #1: Can you take my sunglasses with you when you go to Grandma and Grandad’s? Me: OK Child #1: Good. I will meringue you later.

Ragga twins step off

We like it when the Cookie Monster does this:

Postal Scam

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Child #1 [just arrived home with mummy and child #2]: We am decided, when it’s nearly summer we will make an ice lolly cause it takes very long.