Done with errors

Child #2: “Can seals breathe out of water?” Daddy: “Yes, they can. They can stay under the water for a long time, though.” Child #1: “Yes. They’re Aluminiums.”  

Child #2: “You know we went to see Buckingham Palace? Well Amber’s Granny has been inside. And she’s not even a member.”

Child #2: “My tummy’s playing with it’s DS”  

Child #1: “Have you got anything that does writing on your computer – like Microscoff?”  

Child #2: “Mummy, I’ve got a splinter – get the Tweenies.”

Child #1: “Apparently you can’t burp in space.”

Daddy has to question another child in class about the ‘dissapearance’ of a toy belonging to Child #1. Child #1 isn’t there but Child#2 is.  The other child denies taking it but it’s fairly obvious she’s not telling the truth. As we’re walking away Child #2 shakes her head and says seriously to me:  “She […]

Child #2: “I don’t hear very well, I think I need to get my ears pierced.”

Child #2: [walking up to a lady with dwarfism in a wheelchair] “Are you an oompa loompa?”

[Mummy walks back into the lounge] Mummy [to Child #2]: “Excuse me. Stop drinking Mummy’s wine, please.” Child #2: “He! My eyes have gone fizzy!”