Monthly Archives: June 2014

Mock deferance

Daddy: “Can you tidy this away for me?” Child #2: “Yes, your gratefulness.”

Raising money

Child #2: “Mummy, can we sell a few of my pants?”

Disturbing

Daddy: “Oh, you’ve made a model village. That’s nice.” Child #2: “Yeah, I’m going to desecrate it next.”