Monthly Archives: December 2014


Child #1 [in bed, pointing at Child#2]: “She did a farty in my ear with her bare bottom.” Child #2 [proudly]: “I’ve always wanted to try it.”


[The Christmas lights are on a timer in a small space under a cupboard] Daddy: “Can you get the the timer, please?” Child #2: “No, because spiders wee and poo under there.”


Child #2 [grinning]: “I’ve done a fatulence”