Monthly Archives: August 2009


By Child #1, 2008. Reserve price £1.


Child #1: Why do the weather people on the TV say that it’s going to rain when it doesn’t rain and say that it’s sunny when it’s not sunny?


Child #1 [is watching mummy get dressed]: Mummy, your boobies are round the wrong way.

Safe mode

Tap F5 or F8 on startup

Give peas a chance

A bit late for this summer salad but never mind: Peas boiled for 2 minutes and then cooled (they really need to be fresh, not frozen, for this) Crumbly goats cheese Chilli Lemon juice Olive oil Mint and parsley

Jasmine tea 4

Medal #2

Gold box

Recognition of service

The secretary