Monthly Archives: March 2011


Daddy and children are making a fuss because they all have the same colour t-shirt on. Mummy doesn’t. Later Child #2 walks up to Mummy, gives her a balloon and says: “Here you are. Sorry you can’t be in the Blue Top Family.”


Child #1: “Where are you going?” Daddy: “I was just going over there to kiss mummy.” Child #1: “Dude. You know you’re in a park, right?”