Done with errors

Mummy: [to everyone, generally] “Out of my fridge. Out of my life.”

Mummy: “Why is the table wonky?” Child#2: “Because [child#1] laughed on it”

Child #1: “If they wanted us to use good grammar they would have made it more easier”

Mummy: “I’ve got a friend coming. She’s vegan so you need to clean the bathroom.”

Child #1: [staring at a dissolving vitamin C tablet] “Is it like a healthy bath bomb?”

Mummy: “Life is not all happy-happy joy-joy.”

Child #2 [out of nowhere]: “Who’s your favourite pope?”

Child #2: “Baptists are different because they don’t crystalise children.”

Child #2: “What’s your favourite religion? Romans? Prostisisms? Quakists?”