Catarrh
Daddy: “No, I don’t want you to have milk to drink today because you’ve got cararrh.” Child #1 [a few minutes later]: “But I’ve already got a guitar.”
Monthly Archives: December 2010
Which
Daddy: “Oh, you’ve got a book on guinea pigs.” Child #1: “Yes, the life-cycle of a guinea pig. I’ve got on on the life-cycle of a sunflower as well.” Daddy: “Which one has the most interesting life – the guinea pig or the sunflower?” Child #1 [thinks]: “Definitely a baby owl.”
Check
Child #2 [sat on the stairs on her own waiting to go to a Christmas play practice]: “Dashing? Check. Sleigh? Check. Snow? Check.”
Dolt
Child #1 [typing instructions on how to make decorations]: Use sissors. Get a dolt to help you…