Monthly Archives: March 2013

Metal

Child #2: “Can seals breathe out of water?” Daddy: “Yes, they can. They can stay under the water for a long time, though.” Child #1: “Yes. They’re Aluminiums.”  

Exclusive

Child #2: “You know we went to see Buckingham Palace? Well Amber’s Granny has been inside. And she’s not even a member.”