Done with errors

Child #1 [playing hide and seek]: “Ready, coming or not”

Child #1: “Where are my clothes, apparently?”

Child #1: The catipul city of France is Paris. M: That’s right! And what’s the capital of England? Child #1: Nailsea.

Child #1: The only vegetables I like are chips and fishfingers.

[On the way to school] D: Do you like daddy’s shirt? Child #1: Yes…..  ……………  ………………..  …………….  ……………….  ……………..  …………..  …………  …………[keeps looking at me]………….  ………….  ………….  …….. …..is it mummy’s?

Child #1: “That reminds you: I’ve been good so I need a sweetie”

Child #1 [Getting ready for the bath and looking down at her legs]: “When can I get a tattoo?”

Child #1: “If you see a naughty policeman he has to DIE DIE DIE”

Child #2 [is rocking back and forward on her see-saw and singing softly]: See-saw, see-saw, kill-you, kill-you….

Child #1 [to me]: You’re older than you’re supposed to be.