Category Archives: kids

Tractor

Collage

By Child #1, April 2009. Reserve price £1

Crevette

By Child #1, 2008. Reserve price £1.

Forecast

Child #1: Why do the weather people on the TV say that it’s going to rain when it doesn’t rain and say that it’s sunny when it’s not sunny?

Boobies

Child #1 [is watching mummy get dressed]: Mummy, your boobies are round the wrong way.

Self portrait #1

Untitled #1

Ice cream #1

Race

Child #2 [is crouching down as if about to start a race]: Yo yo ready………ketchup………GO!

Cat

Daddy [puts Child #2 on the naughty step after it makes the cat cry): Sit down for two minutes and I want you tho think about the cat. Child #2 [sits down and starts quietly says]: Meow…….meow….