Done with errors

Child #1:  I bet Jesus would be really good at killing wasps.

Child #1: We don’t like wasps, do we? Daddy: No, we don’t. Child #1: We have to kill them, don’t we? Daddy: Yes, we do. Child #1 [Excitedly]:  I know a good way to kill wasps! Daddy: What’s that, then? Child #1: We can use wet wipes. Daddy [sarcasticaly]: What are you going to do […]

Child #2 [goes up to stranger paddling in the sea and holds out her hand for him to hold]: “What’s your name?” Stranger [bemused]: “Barry” Child #2: “My daddy’s called Daddy”

Child #2 [pointing into the sky above the beach]: “That’s a poo-poo head kite!”

Mummy [to Child #2 who’s running around the garden]: You can’t go to your friends this afternoon if you don’t put some clothes on. Child #1: Yes, otherwise they will think you’re going to a naked party.