Things the kids said and other stuff to remember...
Not our kids this time, but from Supernanny. Mummy is addicted to a weekly Supernanny viewing as a top-up to the emotional highs and lows she gets from watching Friends. With Supernanny she can find people that have freakishly bad relationships with their kids that she can either empathise with or use to make herself […]
Daddy: “What do you think about Mummy and Daddy kissing?” Child #1: “Kissing who?”
Daddy [pointing to a building]: “That’s where Wallace and Gromit were invented.” Child #1: “…and where they were married.”
[Mummy is talking about speaking in other languages] Child #1: “Bethan can speak Birmingham.”
Mummy: “What cake do you want for your birthday – a monkey cake or a princess cake?” Child #2: “I want a poo-poo cake.”
Child #1 [waving around a new cat-shaped reflector she’s been given to put on her bag]: Daddy, you have to tell me if there is an accident anywhere and I can go and use my electricity.