Done with errors

[In the car. Driving at speed.] Child #1: “What was that?” Daddy: “I think it was a statue of Jesus. i’m not sure what it was doing there. I tried to read what it said but we were going a bit fast.” Child #2 [Quietly, and I think directed at me]: “Anyway, Jesus doesn’t like […]

Child #2 [has her first taste of Coke]: “I like it. It’s a bit pique. Does that mean it’s got germs in it?”

Daddy [Hears noise outside and opens the window to see what’s going on]: “Hey, come in and change you two. You can’t rollerskate in your pajamas.” Child #1: “It’s the weekend, dude.”

Child #2 [looking at her sister and then at me]: “We don’t like boys. They do a farty at us.”

Child #1: “An elephant eats 2000 metergram of food each day.”

Child #2 [is talking to a cat. The cat meows. Then, excitedly points and says]: “He’s saying ‘hello’ in Cat French!”

[Daddy is reading a stiker book with Child #1 and trying to get them to read the easy words] Child #1: “Can you read all of the words, please? It’s just I want to chop on with the stickers.”