kids : Done with errors

Convertable

Child #2 [pointing]: “Look! That car’s got its lid off!”

Mummy [turns on the tap]: “Oh, the water’s gone off.” Child #1: “Never mind, we can use wine to brush our teeth.”

Child #1 (showing me a book): “Here are some animals that live in Barbados: Heron, Monkey, Mongoose, Humping bird…”

Child #2 [to me]: “You smell of recycling.”

Child #1: “Daddy, mummy cooked me dinner. It looked disgusting and it tasted even worse than a spider.”