Done with errors

I just got my phone/tv/broadband cost cut by £20 a month. Always worth calling them to see what they can do. And it’s their fault for continuously sending me junk mail as if I wasn’t already a customer and offering silly deals!

Child #1: “We had fun today at the oxhibition.”

[Child #1 and #2 appear at the bottom of the stairs with their sunhats on] Child #1: “We’re going to the seaside.” Me: “OK. Which seaside are you going to?” Child #1. “Well, you know the North Pole? Well, the doctors is near that and the seaside is near the doctors.”

Child #1 [playing hide and seek]: “Ready, coming or not”

Child #1: “Where are my clothes, apparently?”

Child #1: The catipul city of France is Paris. M: That’s right! And what’s the capital of England? Child #1: Nailsea.

Child #1 [is presented with Tabbouleh for lunch]: What’s this? M: Tabbouleh Child #1 [later, after having picked all the tomatoes out and left the couscous and mint]: I like the tomatoes but not the Bouleh.

Child #1 [from behind a closed door]: Can I come in? M: Sure Child #1: Well, I can’t because I’ve got some hands full.

Child #1: The only vegetables I like are chips and fishfingers.

[On the way to school] D: Do you like daddy’s shirt? Child #1: Yes…..  ……………  ………………..  …………….  ……………….  ……………..  …………..  …………  …………[keeps looking at me]………….  ………….  ………….  …….. …..is it mummy’s?