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Scary man

Scary man in queue at bank: What do you want to be when you grow up? Child #1: I want to be 6.

Tabbouleh

Child #1 [is presented with Tabbouleh for lunch]: What’s this? M: Tabbouleh Child #1 [later, after having picked all the tomatoes out and left the couscous and mint]: I like the tomatoes but not the Bouleh.

In

Child #1 [from behind a closed door]: Can I come in? M: Sure Child #1: Well, I can’t because I’ve got some hands full.

Joke

Child #1:  “What does the monster do when he rolls down the hill?” Us [together]:  “We don’t know, what does the monster do when he rolls down the hill?” Child #1:  “He brushes his teeth. With no water. And no brush.” [This goes on for a while, but this one made her chuckle for several […]