Toenail
- 2010-01-22
- donewitherrors
Child #2: “But I want to go to the gym.” Mummy: “You can’t. You’ve pulled your whole toenail off.” Child #2 [indignantly]: “I didn’t want it there.”
Category Archives: kids
Professionalism
- 2010-01-07
- donewitherrors
Daddy’s accountant pops round to pick up some paperwork and Child #2 runs up to him, jabs a finger into his crotch and says in a sing-song voice: “Pants on fi-re!”