Mummy: “I’ve got a friend coming. She’s vegan so you need to clean the bathroom.”
Child #1: [staring at a dissolving vitamin C tablet] “Is it like a healthy bath bomb?”
Mummy: “Life is not all happy-happy joy-joy.”
Child #2 [out of nowhere]: “Who’s your favourite pope?”
Child #2: “Baptists are different because they don’t crystalise children.”
Child #2: “What’s your favourite religion? Romans? Prostisisms? Quakists?”