Morbid
Child #2: “Mummy, when we die you and daddy can wear necklaces with our tongues on them.”
Monthly Archives: April 2014
Sadnav
Daddy: “I think I’m in love with the satnav lady.” Mummy: “She’s out of your league.”
Good question
Child #2 [sitting in a moving car and listening to the satnav]: “Daddy, when are we reaching our destiny?”