Monthly Archives: February 2011

Mummy doesn’t like nature

Daddy [driving the family back from a nature walk]: “That was fun, wasn’t it girls? What were your favourite bits?” Child#1: “When we saw the water snail.” Child#2: “When mummy stepped in a puddle and her shoe came off.” Mummy [to me]: “The bit where I imagined punching you in the face.”

Training

Daddy: “How come you’re not going to school next monday? Halfterm is this week.” Child #1: “It’s an insect training day.”

And they say romance is dead…

Daddy: “So, what are you going to make for the school valentine cake sale?” Mummy: “I don’t know. Some shit with hearts on.”

Monbiot

Probably the most important article there will be this year: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/feb/07/tax-city-heist-of-century

Jeremy

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/8303937/Goose-steps-and-mass-graves-Were-only-trying-to-save-the-world.html

Water bottle light bulbs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYTIYUUK70I

Heavy

http://www.youtube.com/user/ICBUW

Tmail

from tooth fairy <toothfairy@gmail.com> to date 3 February 2011 23:55 subject Tooth Thank you for your tooth of the 3rd February that I retrieved last night from under your pillow and the note that came with it. I collect teeth to build my tooth fairy palace and need a lot to keep it looking like […]

Timeless

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/feb/01/big-society-lord-wei-volunteering

Inspirational

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qObXqvBIbpc#