Bed
Child#2 [talking to one of the other mums at school]: “Do you know, my mummy and daddy go to sleep in the same bed. My daddy goes on the farty side and mummy goes on the nice side.”
Monthly Archives: September 2010
Sharp
[Child #2 is helping empty the dishwasher] Mummy: “Be careful of the sharp knife” Child#2 [handing it over carefully]: “Here you go Mummy. Careful not to sharp you.”
Misery
Child#2: “Daddy, where are you going?” Daddy: “Work” Child#2: “Is that near our school?” Daddy: “No, it’s in Miseryland” Child#2 [concerned]: “But that’s so far away.”