Mango
Daddy: “What’s that a picture of?” Child #1: “It’s Mrs Mango. We’ve stuck her in the dustbin. ..And it’s full of poison and water.”
Monthly Archives: May 2010
Crash
Child #2 [pointing at our car]: “Car is ouch” Daddy: “Yes it’s broken” Child #2: “What happened to it?” Daddy: “Someone crashed into it” Child #2: “Who?” Daddy: “An old lady” Child #2 [pauses for a minute]: “Was it mummy?”
Iron
Child #1: “We’re learning about the 1980’s at school. We’ve learnt about breakdancing. And Rubiks Cubes. And that lady no-one likes. Ma-something…. Ma….. Ma….?”