Done with errors

Child #2 [is crouching down as if about to start a race]: Yo yo ready………ketchup………GO!

Daddy [puts Child #2 on the naughty step after it makes the cat cry): Sit down for two minutes and I want you tho think about the cat. Child #2 [sits down and starts quietly says]: Meow…….meow….

Child #1 [looking at me writing something down]: What’s that? Me: It’s a recipe for duck a l’orange. Do you know what that is? Child #1: No. Me: It’s duck with something else. Do you know what the other thing in the recipe might be? Child #1: Sand?

And the original in all its crackle-y glory.

Ernie sings Eileen Barton in hebrew – excellent work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl8Fytl3M1Y

Child #1: Can I come and do some stuff with you? Me: I thought you were doing stuff with mummy in the garden? Child #1: It’s boring and it makes my neck hurt.

Child #1 made a to do list for a day in the garden with mummy. It takes some deciphering but if you do you’ll find it wasn’t worth it at all.

Collage by Child #2. Sometime in May 2009 Reserve price: £1

Child #1: You’d have liked it at Oliver’s party – they had special disco face paint!

We like hearing about DJ Derek: http://bytebristol.blogspot.com/2009/07/dj-derek-documentary.html