Crevette
By Child #1, 2008. Reserve price £1.
Monthly Archives: August 2009
Forecast
Child #1: Why do the weather people on the TV say that it’s going to rain when it doesn’t rain and say that it’s sunny when it’s not sunny?
Boobies
Child #1 [is watching mummy get dressed]: Mummy, your boobies are round the wrong way.
Give peas a chance
A bit late for this summer salad but never mind: Peas boiled for 2 minutes and then cooled (they really need to be fresh, not frozen, for this) Crumbly goats cheese Chilli Lemon juice Olive oil Mint and parsley