Done with errors

We like hearing about DJ Derek: http://bytebristol.blogspot.com/2009/07/dj-derek-documentary.html

Not sure that anything else has the ability to put a smile on your face like this does: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iFYJYwtjpc

Because showing the kids videos of aquariums rather than visiting them means that I don’t have to get out of my seat: http://www.vimeo.com/5606758

Not sure what Coldplay are doing there, though.

We like things that go ‘boom’: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmJoyuUJj2Q

Child #1 [at the car boot sale]: If you see naked people you have to tell me and I will tickle them.

Scary man in queue at bank: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Child #1: I want to be 6.

Child #1: Can you take my sunglasses with you when you go to Grandma and Grandad’s?
Me: OK
Child #1: Good. I will meringue you later.

We like it when the Cookie Monster does this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxFF3RzieIU

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