Done with errors

Thinly slice a red onion. Put in boiling water for 30 seconds. Drain. Add juice from 1 lime and 1 orange and sit for an hour to go a fetching pink. Use in salads or otherwise.

Child #2 [is crouching down as if about to start a race]: Yo yo ready………ketchup………GO!

Daddy [puts Child #2 on the naughty step after it makes the cat cry): Sit down for two minutes and I want you tho think about the cat.

Child #2 [sits down and starts quietly says]: Meow…….meow….

Child #1 [looking at me writing something down]: What’s that?

Me: It’s a recipe for duck a l’orange. Do you know what that is?

Child #1: No.

Me: It’s duck with something else. Do you know what the other thing in the recipe might be?

Child #1: Sand?

And the original in all its crackle-y glory.

Ernie sings Eileen Barton in hebrew – excellent work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl8Fytl3M1Y

Child #1: Can I come and do some stuff with you?

Me: I thought you were doing stuff with mummy in the garden?

Child #1: It’s boring and it makes my neck hurt.

Child #1 made a to do list for a day in the garden with mummy. It takes some deciphering but if you do you’ll find it wasn’t worth it at all.

Collage by Child #2. Sometime in May 2009

Reserve price: £1

Child #1: You’d have liked it at Oliver’s party – they had special disco face paint!