Done with errors

Child #1 [just arrived home with mummy and child #2]: We am decided, when it’s nearly summer we will make an ice lolly cause it takes very long.

I just got my phone/tv/broadband cost cut by £20 a month. Always worth calling them to see what they can do.

And it’s their fault for continuously sending me junk mail as if I wasn’t already a customer and offering silly deals!

Child #1: “We had fun today at the oxhibition.”

[Child #1 and #2 appear at the bottom of the stairs with their sunhats on]
Child #1: “We’re going to the seaside.”
Me: “OK. Which seaside are you going to?”
Child #1. “Well, you know the North Pole? Well, the doctors is near that and the seaside is near the doctors.”

Child #1 [playing hide and seek]: “Ready, coming or not”

Child #1: “Where are my clothes, apparently?”

Child #1: The catipul city of France is Paris.

M: That’s right! And what’s the capital of England?

Child #1: Nailsea.

Child #1 [is presented with Tabbouleh for lunch]: What’s this?

M: Tabbouleh

Child #1 [later, after having picked all the tomatoes out and left the couscous and mint]: I like the tomatoes but not the Bouleh.

Child #1 [from behind a closed door]: Can I come in?

M: Sure

Child #1: Well, I can’t because I’ve got some hands full.

Child #1: The only vegetables I like are chips and fishfingers.