Collage

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By Child #1, April 2009. Reserve price £1

Crevette

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By Child #1, 2008. Reserve price £1.

Forecast

Child #1: Why do the weather people on the TV say that it’s going to rain when it doesn’t rain and say that it’s sunny when it’s not sunny?

Boobies

Child #1 [is watching mummy get dressed]: Mummy, your boobies are round the wrong way.

Safe mode

Tap F5 or F8 on startup

Give peas a chance

A bit late for this summer salad but never mind:

Peas boiled for 2 minutes and then cooled (they really need to be fresh, not frozen, for this)

Crumbly goats cheese

Chilli

Lemon juice

Olive oil

Mint and parsley

Jasmine tea 4

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Medal #2

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Gold box

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Recognition of service

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