Done with errors

Friends in the paper – http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/wellbeing/6110544/Can-psychics-be-good-for-your-health.html

Child #2 [goes up to stranger paddling in the sea and holds out her hand for him to hold]: “What’s your name?”

Stranger [bemused]: “Barry”

Child #2: “My daddy’s called Daddy”

Child #2 [pointing into the sky above the beach]: “That’s a poo-poo head kite!”

An inspirational story – http://postbourgie.com/2009/08/24/roxanne-shante-phd/

Richmond Place, Bath. August 2009

Mummy [to Child #2 who’s running around the garden]: You can’t go to your friends this afternoon if you don’t put some clothes on.

Child #1: Yes, otherwise they will think you’re going to a naked party.