Done with errors

Thriller

Child #2: “Where’s Mummy?”

Daddy [reassuringly]: “Don’t worry. She’s just popped out for a while. She’ll be back soon.”

Child #2 [thinks for a minute]: “Then we better hide!”

Child #1 is playing with her Gameboy.

Daddy [wonders out loud]: “I wonder how old the Gameboy is now?”

Child #1: “It can’t be very old because it’s still very small.”

More foraged food! Made these last month: http://www.cottagesmallholder.com/pickled-nasturtium-seeds-recipe-uk-capers-3791

UPDATE – They’re really nice and compare well with capers. I wouldn’t be bothered spicing the vinegar next time, though. Just seems to add a whole lot of unneccessary flavours.

#5 in a series of sentences you never thought you’d hear yourself saying:

“Don’t wipe your bottom on the carpet”