Done with errors

Child #1 [is helping in the kitchen]: “Can you pass me some clingfoil?”

http://www.thisisbath.co.uk/news/Chemical-alert-shuts-Moorland-Road/article-1354883-detail/article.html

The comments are just priceless. Especially when the deputy editor of the paper chips in saying “We’ve had enough bakery-related humour”. Not sure you can ever have enough bakery-related humour…

Child #1: “I can’t prove anything and I didn’t do it.”

Child #2 during her “shapes” period, March this year. Reserve £1

Not our kids this time, but from Supernanny. Mummy is addicted to  a weekly Supernanny viewing as a top-up to the emotional highs and lows she gets from watching Friends. With Supernanny she can find people that have freakishly bad relationships with their kids that she can either empathise with or use to make herself feel superior.

[Child on TV can be heard muttering]

TV mum: “You’re not swearing are you?”

TV kid: “Yes, bastard.”

We like explosions: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/03/undersea_eruptions_near_tonga.html

Child #2: “I want a cold hot chocolate, please.”

Daddy: “What do you think about Mummy and Daddy kissing?”

Child #1: “Kissing who?”