Daddy: “Did you have fun at school today?”

Child #1: “Yes. We had party food. 3 biscuits and some apple juice”

[thinks for a bit]

“Not much, but still fun.”

Daddy: “What’s that a picture of?”

Child #1: “It’s Mrs Mango. We’ve stuck her in the dustbin.

..And it’s full of poison and water.”

Child #2 [pointing at our car]: “Car is ouch”

Daddy: “Yes it’s broken”

Child #2: “What happened to it?”

Daddy: “Someone crashed into it”

Child #2: “Who?”

Daddy: “An old lady”

Child #2 [pauses for a minute]: “Was it mummy?”

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Child #1: “We’re learning about the 1980’s at school. We’ve learnt about breakdancing. And Rubiks Cubes. And that lady no-one likes. Ma-something…. Ma….. Ma….?”

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