Things the kids said and other stuff to remember...
Daddy: “Oh, you’ve got a book on guinea pigs.”
Child #1: “Yes, the life-cycle of a guinea pig. I’ve got on on the life-cycle of a sunflower as well.”
Daddy: “Which one has the most interesting life – the guinea pig or the sunflower?”
Child #1 [thinks]: “Definitely a baby owl.”
Child #2 [sat on the stairs on her own waiting to go to a Christmas play practice]: “Dashing? Check. Sleigh? Check. Snow? Check.”
Child #1 [typing instructions on how to make decorations]:
Use sissors. Get a dolt to help you...
[A lady is giving out jelly dinosaur sweets in the supermarket]
Child#2 [excitedly]: “Look Daddy, a DianaRossaurus!”
Child#2 [Going into the kitchen]: “Pooooo! It’s stinky in here!”
Daddy [shouting after her]: “What sort of stinky?”
Child#2: “Stinky like it makes all the flowers fall down.”
